Chapter 9, Flirting is a skillful endeavor
Listen, listen, what kind of talk is this! Clearly, he is an exploiter and a plunderer, so why does he speak with such vigor? Indeed, a person's audacity requires cultivation; although my own audacity is thick, it pales in comparison to Zhong Yuan's, as mine is not even a fraction of his!
The literary and artistic committee member kindly provided me with an explanation. It turns out that this idea was inspired by an action from a certain movie, in which a man leans forward to lift a woman's chin. This action is quite humorous, and in the film, the angle at which the man leans forward is very pronounced
Zhong Yuan, are you so happy even after being teased
I was just about to speak when a familiar voice sounded before me, and he said with some difficulty: "Wood, have you had enough of touching?"
Then I ran my hand up along his shoulder, lingering for a moment on his neck, where I felt an Adam's apple, confirming once again that he was a male. Moreover, this person was quite interesting; it seemed that his Adam's apple could even move.
Zhong Yuan looked at me innocently, his expression unchanged: "This is what you drew yourself"
Looking at his capitalist demeanor, I really wanted to snatch the lunchbox from his hands and smash it over his head...! ... But I must endure, for the sake of my Canon treasure, I endure
At this moment, the arts committee member diligently corrected him: "This won't do, you need to coordinate with Mu Er and lean back at a thirty-degree angle"
A disdainful snort immediately echoed around.
Now there are only two suspects left, namely Zhong Yuan and a sophomore senior, whom I shall refer to as Senior A. The hairstyles of the two are quite similar, and it would be difficult to distinguish them by touch alone. I recalled the differences in facial features between Zhong Yuan and Senior A, but my mind was quite hazy, and I couldn't figure it out. It's entirely my fault for not having the habit of observing others' faces closely. As I struggled to dig deep into my memory, I inadvertently touched his facial features. I recalled the differences in facial features between Zhong Yuan and Senior A again, but my mind remained unclear, and I couldn't come up with anything. It's entirely my fault for not having the habit of observing others' faces closely. As I struggled to dig deep into my memory, I inadvertently touched his facial features. Eyebrows? Yes, very thick. Eyes? The eyelashes are very long, making my fingertips feel a bit itchy. Nose? Very prominent. ... Lips? ... ... Lips!
Next, I traced my fingers up along the neck to the chin, finding nothing particularly noteworthy. Then, I moved my fingers back along the neck to the earlobe. I remember there was a boy in the group who had earrings. This person does not have earrings, so I eliminated one more candidate. I then returned to feel the face. His face felt somewhat firm, unlike my soft face with baby fat; however, his skin seemed quite good, without any acne. I thought about the remaining four suspicious individuals who did not have acne, and I eliminated two more.
As I expected, I ended up getting caught in the first round with my half-shiny, half-dull head
I crumpled the note in my hand, frowning in distress. Under the urging of the literary committee member, I could only glare at Zhong Yuan resentfully and say, "It's all because of you!"
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The arts committee member held up the punishment box, grinning mischievously as he forced us to draw one. I glanced at Zhong Yuan, who showed no intention of taking action. Alright, I will do it.
Zhong Yuan took it without hesitation, tasted a bite, and nodded, saying: "Not bad."
After setting up the tent, everyone gathered together to prepare dinner
I was choked by him, and in a fit of anger and embarrassment, I crumpled that wicked note into a ball and fiercely said: "Come here!" Come here and tease me!
I held the lunchbox, drooling as I squatted beside the pot, scooping out some lamb and a few slices of vegetables from the bubbling broth, then hurried to the side to carefully drizzle on the seasoning, and finally... with a smirk, I presented these items to Zhong Yuan
Zhong Yuan cooperatively walked in front of me, and with great consideration, slightly bent at the waist and raised his chin to present it to me
Thus, the two of us fell to the ground in a splendid manner
I suddenly noticed that the other person's lips were slightly curled upwards, and a malicious smile immediately surfaced in my mind. If I am not mistaken, this person should be ... ...
After resting for a while, the team leader distributed tents, moisture-proof mats, and sleeping bags, and demonstrated how to set up the tents. Zhong Yuan and I set up the tent, threw our things inside, and then took a commemorative photo at the entrance of the tent. To be honest, I have some resentment about sharing a tent with a boy, especially one I don't particularly like, but fortunately, when the time comes, everyone will crawl into their own sleeping bags, and there will be no infringement. Since this is a group activity, I cannot be too unreasonable. To be honest, I have some resentment about sharing a tent with a boy, especially one I don't particularly like, but fortunately, when the time comes, everyone will crawl into their own sleeping bags, and there will be no infringement. Since this is a group activity, I cannot be too unreasonable.
Apart from noodles, all other items that need to be cooked are considered rare resources and are allocated in a fixed quantity. This means that if Zhong Yuan consumes my portion, I will have nothing to eat.
Twenty of us trekked for a long time and finally reached a relatively flat area on the mountainside before sunset, which will be our campsite
Although this is a developed forest park, apart from a few places selling water and food near the foot of the mountain, the rest still appears desolate and uninhabited. We have to carry all our food and cooking utensils ourselves, and due to the large amount of items to carry, our food and cooking equipment are quite simple. As for the cooking utensils, we only have a few gas stoves and pots, and we have opted out of barbecue equipment. Fire prevention is the top priority in the mountains, so we are very strict with those gas stoves. Each person brings their own tableware, and there is no unified management. As for food, we only brought some meat that can be cooked, fish balls, shrimp balls, vegetables, soy products, a large quantity of noodles, and some seasonings. Although these are simple, they are quite abundant in this remote wilderness where there are no villages or shops nearby.
I steeled myself and pulled out a slip of paper from the box, unfolding it. The slip of paper humanely presented two methods, from which the punished individual could choose either one.
The first rule is dancing, which must be passed. ... As for the second, it is ... . ... A thirty-degree angle of teasing, the one being teased must be a male ... . This. ... ... ? What does it mean? ? .
I looked at Zhong Yuan with a sense of glee, leaning slightly forward, raising my hand to lift his chin.
After dinner, everyone gathered together to play games. At the beginning, we played the game "Touching People." The rules of the game are that one person is blindfolded while everyone else stands still, allowing him or her to touch and call out the name of the person they have touched to identify them. The person who is identified then continues to be blindfolded for the next round. If the blindfolded person fails to identify anyone within a certain time limit, they must face a penalty. Of course, if the touched person makes a sound that gives them away, both individuals will be penalized together. The cultural committee prepared a large box filled with various punishment methods that would make anyone shudder. I have no idea where the cultural committee found this game; in my opinion, it is simply too unfair. You see, although I have grown a little bit of hair by this time, I am still the shortest in the entire team.
My finger trembled slightly, yet it remained resting on his chin
I wipe my sweat, are we going to tease Zhong Yuan? Do we also have to lift his chin? ... This action is quite challenging, isn't it? ... Moreover, we have to lean forward at a precise angle of thirty degrees! ? Is this even livable?
I felt quite uncomfortable amidst their jeering, stealing glances at Zhong Yuan, who appeared completely unfazed and at ease, a smile perpetually gracing his lips. Anger surged within me, and I decided to lean forward forcefully, intending to create a sudden thirty-degree angle before retracting. However, Zhong Yuan did not cooperate; during my forward lean, I accidentally bumped into him. He was already unsteady from leaning back, and with my collision, he fell straight backward.
At this moment, the people around began to jeer, while another photography committee member seized every opportunity to take pictures
What is infuriating is that he actually dragged me down with him. Even at the brink of death, he sought a companion in demise; one must wonder, is this person not treacherous
I took a big gulp of water, which effectively cooled me down, and inadvertently swallowed that piece of meat as if it were a pill. However, I was unwilling to acknowledge Zhong Yuan's kindness; after all, I was in this state because of him, and his current expression was indeed somewhat malicious, as if he were just a step away from having the words "gleeful at others' misfortune" plastered on his forehead
The term "teasing" alone is already quite shocking, let alone the fact that it involves a boy being teased. However, the question is, what does "thirty degrees" mean? I asked the literature committee member in confusion
My embarrassing appearance was quickly noticed by Zhong Yuan. He was somewhat considerate and immediately poured me a glass of water, then looked at me with a smile and said, "Is it really worth it over just a few pieces of meat?"
Zhong Yuan leaned back; otherwise, Mu Er would have fallen into your arms
Do not pretend to be shy with me
Zhong Yuan lay on the ground with his arms spread out, looking very innocent. He blinked his eyes and smiled as he said, "Mu Tou, you are so enthusiastic"
The captain, who possesses a strong spirit of self-sacrifice, voluntarily allowed himself to be blindfolded first. After spinning around a few times, presumably feeling quite dizzy, he headed straight towards me. I couldn't move or speak, and I was just foolishly touched by him like a ghost. When he reached my bald head, he grinned and kindly patted the top of my head before saying, "You must be Mu Er, right?"
I quickly bumped into someone, and that person stood still like a rock after being hit by me. Fearing that the other party might be a girl and that I might accidentally touch her chest, I cautiously found his/her arm and then felt my way up along the arm. This person's arm was thicker than mine and very firm; there are no girls in our team that are so robust, so it must be a boy. I then touched his shoulder, which seemed to be about the height of my head, indicating that he should be between 178 cm and 187 cm tall. I pondered how many of the thirteen boys accompanying me matched that height... This person's arm was thicker than mine and very firm; there are no girls in our team that are so robust, so it must be a boy. I then touched his shoulder, which seemed to be about the height of my head, indicating that he should be between 178 cm and 187 cm tall. I thought about how many of the thirteen boys accompanying me matched that height... It seemed... ? ... there were five. ? In this way, I had already ruled out 14 people.
I turned my face away in anger and grief, scooped up the meat, added some seasoning, and without waiting for the clock to speak, I immediately began to eat it voraciously. Unfortunately, in my haste, I burned myself and my eyes widened in shock, nearly bringing me to tears. I held the meat in my mouth, gasping for breath, reluctant to spit it out, yet too afraid to swallow it.
Zhong Yuan! I have already blurted it out
However, I was still a step behind, as I had spoken a moment earlier than Zhong, which led everyone to assume that I guessed who he was because he had cheated. I argued with everyone in my defense, but unfortunately, no one believed me
I was contemplating how to defend my lamb without angering Zhong Yuan when Senior Sister Lingling unexpectedly handed her portion of meat to Zhong Yuan, saying, "Zhong Yuan, I don't like eating meat, so this is for you."
However, Zhong Yuan did not take Senior Sister Lingling's lunchbox; he smiled gently at her and replied, "No need, I will just eat Mu Er's portion."
I secretly watched them with joy, Senior Sister Lingling, you did well
I glared at him with indignation, and then obediently went to fetch the meat
Zhong Yuan leaned back slightly, looking at me with a smile that was not quite a smile.
I was taken aback, removed the black cloth from his face, covered my own eyes with it, ran to the center and spun around a few times, then stopped and randomly chose a direction to walk in
"Muer, you need to lean forward, yes, lean forward even more!"
Expression, pay attention to your expression! Mu Er, you don't need to be so entangled, do you?
Not acceptable, the angle is insufficient
At this moment, the clock was half-reclining on the moisture-proof mat, looking quite comfortable. It commanded me like a master, saying: "Wood, go, fetch the meat."
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